just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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