I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
how do you play pong handcuffed?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
