Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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