after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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