I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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