yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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