hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My sheets look like a crime scene.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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