Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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