Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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