some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Operation Purity has been aborted
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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