I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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