you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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