is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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