Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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