did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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