New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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