God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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