So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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