It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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