As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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