Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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