how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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