i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
