tell your sister to shave her snatch
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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