i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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