Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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