butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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