THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm having to shit out rocks
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