She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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