It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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