If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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