My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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