Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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