Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
third nipple confirmed
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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