Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
