Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
oh god the rape fog is back!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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