I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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