Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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