Having a random hookup so left but love u
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize
