Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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