She is in my trunk
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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