Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
one might say we're banned from that church
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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