she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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