At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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