my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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