I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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