i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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