Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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