Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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