So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
His nipple licking is glorious
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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