I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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