Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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