I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Randomize
