he puts the penis in happiness.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
false alarm. still invincible.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Drunk
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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