Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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