I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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