just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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