just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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