The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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